Calliou is a series of books and a cartoon on PBS. He’s my single least favorite children’s character of all time. I’d rather watch Barney. His voice, the plots, the illustration style, there’s really nothing about the show that doesn’t grate on me. In Calliou-land I’m sure he’ll be fine, but if this kid was going to grow up in the real world I’d wager he’d be in for some big trouble.